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German Shepherd Quotes

March 2, 2022

Are you looking for some love, inspirational, or funny German Shepherd dog quotes? If so, then you discover a perfect place for the best German Shepherd quotes!

German Shepherds are truly loyal and smart dogs, and because of that, they become easily one of the most popular dog breeds on the planet. If you're a German Shepherd owner or fan, you will understand how lovely this breed it is.

Their love is so pure, and once you get a German Shepherd dog, you will become addicted to them. Many people have been tried to describe their love with words, but no one describes that perfectly, because there are no powerful words like their love.

Now, you will discover one of the most wonderful German Shepherd quotes, which you can share with your friend and other German Shepherd fans through Instagram, Facebook, mail, or any other social platform, or simply just enjoy in the lovely words.

Here are some of the best German Shepherd quotes!

Best German Shepherd dog quotes

1. "No outfit is complete without my German Shepherd's hair on it."
2. "Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend, clearly never owned a German Shepherd."
3. "I'm your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are my life, my leader. I will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of my heart. I'm the German Shepherd."
4. "I know you think you're human, but I'm glad it isn't true… The world would be a nicer place if folks were more like you!"
5. "When people say it's just a dog, they just don't understand…"
6. "When it is too hard to look back, and you're too afraid to look ahead… look beside you, I'll be there."
7. "If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart I'll stay there forever."
8. "My German Shepherd is like a good drop of wine… she warms my soul in ways no person can."
9. "Don't trust anyone who doesn't like a German Shepherd."
10. "Who needs a best friend when you've got a German Shepherd."
11. "A house is not a home without a German Shepherd."
12. "Some angels have wings. The lucky ones of us know that they have four paws."
13. "You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us."
14. "I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog."
15. "Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest… It's about who came and never left your side."
16. "Always make sure you never be a thief in front of a German Shepherd, I bet you can count your days on your fingers."
17. "A pleasure to behold and love that can't be beaten. Your heart of finest gold has made our home complete."
18. "All I worry about is my German Shepherd… and maybe a few people."
19. "A German Shepherd doesn't care if you're rich or poor, smart or dumb. Give him your heart… and he'll give you his."
20. "You will regret the day you enter my home uninvited."
21. "I know I'm just a German Shepherd but, if you are sad, I'll be your smile. If you cry, I'll be your comfort. And if someone breaks your heart, we can use mine to live. I'll always be by your side."
22. "If my German Shepherd doesn't like you, neither will I."
23. "Who says your soulmate has to be human? Mine has fur and a wet nose."
24. "Hard times always reveal true friends."
25. "Dogs are not our whole life but make our lives whole."
26. "In order to own a German Shepherd, you must be smarter than a German Shepherd."
27. "Three things you don't mess with: my family, my freedom, my German Shepherd."
28. "What the Lion is to the cat, the German Shepherd is to the dog."
29. "Remember, love those God has given you, for he will need them back one day."
30. "We were looking for a "good shepherd", and instead, we got a German Shepherd."
31. "Every once in a while a dog enters your life and changes everything."
32. "German Shepherds are very hard-working: they work like dogs."
33. "The more I learn about the people, the more I get to love my German Shepherd."
34. "Leave me alone. I am only talking to my German Shepherd."
35. "Nobody is perfect, but with a German Shepherd, you are damn close."
36. "The only thing better than coffee is my German Shepherd."
37. "German Shepherds only shed twice per year: January to June and then again July to December."
38. "If you want to lose weight, adopt a German shepherd. They are the best running mates in the world. What better way to exercise than running with a man's best friend?"
39. "Why spend $5,000 on a home security system when I've already got a German Shepherd?"
40. "My German Shepherd can run 40 yards in 4 seconds. Want to try your luck?"
41. "Not every human knows how to love a German Shepherd, but every German Shepherd knows how to love a human."
42. "What did humans do to deserve German Shepherds?"
43. "All you need is love…and a German Shepherd."
44. "I am not single. I have a German Shepherd."
45. "To you, your German Shepherd might just be your dog; To your German Shepherd, you are everything."
46. "My German Shepherd makes me happy, even if men don't."
47. "German Shepherds are where the heart is."
48. "When I look at my German Shepherd, I don't see a dog. I see a friend, a family member, a protector."
49. "I'm a German Shepherd mom, just like a normal mom, except much cooler."
50. "They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a German Shepherd. Have you ever seen an unhappy person with a German Shepherd?"
51. "I just wanna stay home & hang out with my German Shepherd"
52. "I was normal until I got my first German Shepherd"
53. "Welcome to my home! The door you just kicked in was locked, for your protection, not mine"
54. "German Shepherds do speak, but only to those who know how to listen"
55. "My best friend has fur, paws, and 42 sharp/scary teeth. What's your next move?"
56. "My German Shepherd knows 10 different commands and sits when she's told to. You can't manage to put the seat down after you've gone to pee. Go figure."
57. "My German Shepherd makes me happy, even if boys don't"
58. "A German Shepherd is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
59. "If people had hearts like German Shepherds, the world would be full of love, loyalty, and head tilting… lots of head tilting" -THIS
60. "The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants"
61. "If you pick up a starving German Shepherd dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man"
62. "German Shepherds are better than human beings because they know but do not tell"
63. "My German Shepherd does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better for it"
64. "Happiness is knowing your German Shepherd will be there to greet you when you come home!"
65. "It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them."
66. "The bond with a true German Shepherd is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be."
67. "German Shepherd dogs come into our lives to teach us about love, they depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog. It merely expands the heart."
68. "What do dogs do on their day off? Can't lie around – that's their job!"
69. "The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not men."
70. "It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the German Shepherd dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."
71. "Intelligent dogs rarely want to please people whom they do not respect."
72. "I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source."
73. "Such short little lives our German Shepherds have to spend with us, and they spend most of it watching for us to come home each day."
74. "Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you sever contact with your mothers."
75. "My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a German Shepherd dog!"
76. "Life is a series of German Shepherd dogs"
77. "Once you have had a wonderful German Shepherd dog, a life without one, is a life diminished"
78. "I don't think twice about picking up my German Shepherd's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!"
79. "German Shepherds leave pawprints on our hearts"
80. "Scratch a German Shepherd dog, and you will find a permanent job"
81. "A dog is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart"
82. "My tragedy is that all I want is a German Shepherd dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life."
83. "Be careful when you're getting a German Shepherd. First, they will steal your heart, then your girlfriend, and at the end your bed."
84. "My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in German Shepherd hair, your life is empty."
85. "When I needed a hand, I found your paw"
86. "Everyone thinks they have the best German Shepherd dog. And none of them are wrong."
87. "German Shepherds have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling an emptiness we didn't even know we had."
88. "Some people don't understand why my German Shepherd means so much to me. That's ok. My German Shepherd does."
89. "Do you ever look at your German Shepherd and think… How did I get so lucky?"
90. "A house is not a home without a German Shepherd dog"
91. "No matter how many years we get with our German Shepherd, it's never long enough"
92. "German Shepherds are like potato chips. It's hard to have just one."
93. "You can always find hope in a German Shepherd's eyes"
94. "German Shepherds never lie about love"
95. German Shepherds are God's way of apologizing for your relatives"
96. "There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog."
97. "The greatest pleasure of a German Shepherd is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too."
98. "Only my German Shepherds will not betray me"
99. "German Shepherds are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human's eyes"
100. "A German Shepherd can express more with his tail in minutes than an owner can express with his tongue in hours."

Funny German Shepherd Dog quotes

1. "German Shepherd…more like German Shedder."
2. "GSD—Great Shedding Dog."
3. "My German Shepherd reminds me of me a little bit… he/she has a strong sense of self, and an in-built bullsh*t detector."
4. "Always be yourself…unless you can be a German Shepherd…always be a German Shepherd."
5. "My German Shepherd does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better for it."
6. "If there are no German Shepherds in heaven, then I die I want to go where they went"
7. "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a German Shepherd"
8. "I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my German Shepherd. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother."
9. "If you think German Shepherds can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them."
10. "German Shepherds teach us a very important lesson in life: The mailman is not to be trusted."
11. "If aliens saw us walking our German Shepherds and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?"
12. "The reason a German Shepherds has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
13. "I work hard so my dog can have a better life"
14. "No home decor is complete without German Shepherd hair."
15. "The best therapist has fur and four legs"
16. If you want the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the German Shepherd"
17. "Life without a German Shepherd dog is like an unsharpened pencil. It has no point."
18. "It's OK if you don't like my German Shepherd, not everyone has good taste"
19. "When I die my German Shepherd gets everything"
20. "German Shepherds over dudes"

German Shepherd loyalty quotes

1. "The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them."
2. "To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to man, not to other dogs. "
3. "You see, sometimes in life, the best thing for all that ails you have fur and four legs."
4. "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog"
5. "If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog"
6. "Folk will know how large your soul is, by the way, you treat a dog"
7. "The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog."
8. "Dogs are the best example of a being who doesn't need to lie to protect someone's pride."
9. "German Shepherds understand humans better than humans do"
10. "We never really own a dog as much as he owns us"
11. "Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; with German Shepherds it's different, they stay."
12. "The truth is that it's just really hard for me to get to sleep without a dog in my bedroom."
13. "When the Man waked up, he said, 'What is Wild Dog doing here?' And the Woman said, 'His name is not Wild Dog anymore but the First Friend because he will be our friend for always and always and always.'"
14. "For a man living alone, dogs are almost more important than human beings."
15. "I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking… Also, dogs are faithful because they do not tell lies because they cannot talk."
16. "When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you."
17. "There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog."
18. "A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat's eyes don't even look entirely warm-blooded to me, whereas a dog's eyes look human except less guarded. A dog will look at you as if to say, 'What do you want me to do for you? I'll do anything for you.' Whether a dog can, in fact, do anything for you if you don't have sheep [I never have] is another matter. The dog is willing."
19. "Best part of the day is coming home to a wagging tail."
20. "Dogs don't lie. A dog's tail is a strikingly honest window to their souls."

German Shepherd love quotes

1. "It's hard not to immediately fall in love with a dog who has a good sense of humor."
2. "No matter how you're feeling, a little dog gonna love you."
3. "Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time."
4. "My sunshine doesn't come from the sky. It comes from the love in my dog's eyes."
5. "There are no bad days when you come home to a dog's love."
6. "Whoever said you can't buy love forgot little puppies."
7. "All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For, after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog."
8. "Every German Shepherd must have his day"
9. "You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a German Shepherd who loves him."
10. "German Shepherds are our link to paradise"
11. "The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment."
12. "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the German Shepherd does."
13. "No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich."
14. "The love of a dog is a sure thing. He gives you trust which is total. You must not betray it."
15. "Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail."
16. "A German Shepherd judges others not by their color or creed or class, but by who they are inside!"
17. "My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dog's eyes."
18. "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
19. "German Shepherds just need you and love, that's all"
20. "If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives, dogs would outlive us all"

German Shepherd inspiration quotes

1. "It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them."
2. "One way to get most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure"
3. "My German Shepherd is my hearth"
4. "When I look into the eyes of a German Shepherd I don't see an animal. I see a living benign. I see a friend. I feel a soul."
5. "You know, a German Shepherd can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you're in faster than you can think of."
6. "Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog, but you're never friendless ever if you have a dog"
7. "What a beautiful world it would be… if people's hearts like German Shepherds"
8. "The first dog is the dog who gives you so much that the first dog is often the reason for the second dog."
9. "If I could be half the person my German Shepherd is, I'd be twice the human I am"
10. "They motivate us to play, be affectionate, seek adventure, and be loyal."
11. "Those who teach the most about humanity aren't always humans"
12. "German Shepherds have been the reason I have woken up every single day of my life with a smile on my face"
13. "Life is great, German Shepherds make it better."
14. "Do you ever look at your German Shepherd and feel your heart melt because you love them so much?"
15. "Every once in a while a dog enters your life… and changes everything!"
16. "A German Shepherd might destroy your shoes, but will never break your heart."
17. "You'll never get the dog that you want. You'll always get the dog that you need."
18. "The little moments you have with your dog means the world."
19. "The difference between friends and dogs is that friends we allow into our company, dogs we allow into our solitude."
20. "You may have many best friends… but your German Shepherd has only one."

German Shepherd protection quotes

1. "Ever come across something you shouldn't have messed with? Well, I'm that dog!"
2. "We might not be home, but our German Shepherds always are!"
3. "Rescue me… and I will rescue your hearth."
4. "Dear God, protect my brave handler, grant your almighty protection, unite my handler safely with the family after the tour of duty has ended. I ask nothing for myself."
5. "As the sun is about to set, it's time for me to protect, think twice before entering my yard. You'll see, I'm always on guard I will show you no fear, and you will leave with a tear because you just paid the price, now your arm needs lots of ice."
6. "You can trust your German Shepherd to guard your house, but never trust your German Shepherd to guard your sandwich."
7. "Do not mistake my kindness for weakness. I'm kind to everyone. But when someone is unkind to me or mine, weak is not what you will remember about me."
8. "If your dog thinks you're the greatest person in the world, don't seek a second option."
9. "I sit for you, will you stand up for me?"
10. "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog, you are his life, his love, his leader, he will be yours faithful, true to the last beat of this heart! You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion!"
11. "WARNING! You may get in, but you won't get out"
12. "WARNING! Don't be fooled because I'm cute."
13. "Ring doorbell and run! German Shepherd needs exercise!"
14. "This house is protected by God and a German Shepherd. You may meet them both if you come in unwelcome."
15. "Cross the line, you ass is mine."
16. "This house is protected by the 3 G'S; God, Glock, and German Shepherd!"
17. "Caution! You have entered Shepherland."
18. "The night you decide to invade my house, I'll be waiting."
19. "Is there life after death? Jump this fence and find out!"
20. "Excuse me… You're in the wrong yard"

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1. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
   

   

2. Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
   

   

3. There is a special place in hell for those who harm children and dogs.
   

   

4. Having a dog will bless you with many of the happiest days of your life, and one of the worst.
   

   

5. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
   

   

6. Dog is God spelled backward.
   

   

7. A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
   

   

8. Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.
   

   

9. The dog is the god of frolic.
   

   

10. What do dogs do on their day off? Can't lie around – that's their job.
    

    

11. If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
    

    

12. I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross, and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.
    

    

13. I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically, dogs think humans are nuts.
    

    

14. Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
    

    

15. The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn't pose. He isn't aware of the camera.
    

    

16. Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.
    

    

17. When you adopt a dog, you have a lot of very good days and one very bad day.
    

    

18. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
    

    

19. Dogs die. But dogs live, too. Right up until they die, they live. They live brave, beautiful lives. They protect their families. And love us, and make our lives a little brighter, and they don't waste time being afraid of tomorrow.
    

    

20. Silence is golden unless you have a puppy. Then silence is just suspicious.
    

    

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German Shepherd family quotes

1. "If you can't love a dog like a family member don't get one, because they only know how to look at you as a pack member, and to them, that is family."
2. "When I look at my dog, I don't just see an animal, I see a friend, I see a family."
3. "Home is where the dog runs to greet you."
4. "A dog is the family that you do get to choose."
5. "In this house, we have wagging tails, we kiss wet noses, we all bark pretty loud, we do hugs and playing, we do walks, we guard our home, we get excited, we do love. We are family."
6. "Blood makes you related, love makes you family"
7. "A dog is not a toy. A dog is part of the family, not just another thing you can throw away."
8. "My family is a rescue family. To speak about compassion and love is one thing, but to show a child a kinder way to live is another. Making a difference…"
9. "Warren made bursting noises under the bed. A rancorous stench. Dog farts fell family of four."
10. "Stop telling me he's just a dog. My dog has more personality, integrity, empathy, and loyalty than most people I know. He's family."
11. "I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."
12. "I don't consider my dog a pet. My dog is family."
13. "People seem able to love their dogs with an unabashed acceptance they rarely demonstrate with family or friends."
14. "It is rewarding beyond words to rescue a dog from the shelter and have that dog become part of your family."
15. "If a dog finds comfort in your house, you will find comfort in your life!"
16. "Dog becomes a good friend with a man whether the man himself is good or not!"
17. "I think every family should have a dog; it's like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole house. It keeps them all young."
18. "I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener."
19. "I think it's really good for a family or children to have a dog, cat, bird, or whatever to grow up with."
20. "My world does not revolve around the sun, it revolves around my family."

Best friend German Shepherd quotes

1. "A true friend leaves paw prints on your heart."
2. "A dog will be your best friend no matter what. Even if your human friends aren't."
3. "You may have many best friends but your dog only has one."
4. "A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself."
5. "If puppies could talk, I would never even try to make human friends."
6. "German Shepherds are such agreeable friends. They ask no questions, they pass no criticisms."
7. "A person who has never owned a German Shepherd has missed a wonderful part of life."
8. "I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive."
9. "Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened."
10. "Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."
11. "One of the great pleasures of being with dogs is their spontaneous expression of what they are feeling."
12. "I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source."
13. "Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends."
14. "Dogs are our bridge – our connection to who we really are, and most tellingly, who we want to be."
15. "Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them."
16. "When you cannot look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark."
17. "German Shepherd will be your best friend no matter what. Even if your human friends aren't."
18. "Things are never quite as scary when you've got a dog as a best friend."
19. "True friends are never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart."
20. "We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare, and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."

German Shepherd puppy quote

1. "Happiness is a warm puppy."
2. "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies."
3. "Just like how butter melts on a hot pan, your heart will melt when your cute puppy takes a nap in your lap."
4. "I'm born knowing two things, loyalty, and love. You must teach me everything else."
5. "Puppy's are God's idea of a perfect workout program."
6. "All things are possible with coffee and a puppy"
7. "Sometimes, a puppy is the only one that can fill the void in your empty hearth."
8. "Live as puppies do, like everything is an adventure!"
9. "They wrap us around their little paws… after they wrap their little paws around our heart!"
10. "Opening up your life to a puppy who needs a home is one of the most fulfilling things you can do."
11. "The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother, and they'll settle for a puppy every time."
12. "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies."
13. "She believed she could, but her puppy was asleep on her lap, so she didn't."
14. "Always take care of your puppy. Even if your world falls apart, he will still be there for you."
15. "Yes, actually the world does revolve around my puppy."
16. "I love you more than anything, except my puppy."
17. "The feeling of a puppy with his head on my lap helps me a lot when I feel like crap."
18. "Put a puppy in your picture, and it will make it 20 times better."
19. "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
20. "Hold puppies, kittens, and babies anytime you get the chance."

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